THE SHORT VERSION
- I started Fortnite in Chapter 4 Season 2, on a Nintendo Switch.
- One time I got 40 kills with the Switch upside down, using the Joy-Cons.
- In Blitz I got the Infinity Blade — the chance is like 1 in 10,000 — and then I won.
- This chapter I got a Sprite so rare, you have a better chance of getting hit by an asteroid.
Let's talk about Fortnite.
This is my first ever blog post on my own website, so I'm starting with the most important stuff that has ever happened to me: my three luckiest Fortnite moments. One of them involves a Switch that was upside down. One of them involves a sword that basically nobody gets. And one of them is rarer than getting hit by a space rock.
All of these are 100% real. Like the polaroid on my homepage says.
It all started in Chapter 4 Season 2
When I first started playing Fortnite, it was Chapter 4 Season 2, and I was on a Switch. It was fun.
That's the whole review. It was fun. I've been playing ever since, and Fortnite keeps changing every chapter, which is exactly why I keep playing. Also because of what you're about to read.
The time I got 40 kills playing UPSIDE DOWN
One time when I was on my Switch, it was upside down, and I was using the Joy-Cons. And I got FORTY kills.
I don't remember why the Switch was upside down. That's not the important part. The important part is: upside down. Joy-Cons. Forty kills.
Some pros can't get 40 kills right side up. I'm just saying.
The 1-in-10,000 Infinity Blade (and yes, I won)
First: what is Blitz?
Blitz is one of the game modes. It's Fortnite but super fast — the matches are short, the storm basically starts chasing you the second you land, and you can get crazy mythic weapons right away.
Okay, now the story
One time I was playing Blitz and I got the Infinity Blade. The chance of getting it is like 1 in 10,000. That's like flipping a coin and getting heads more than 13 times in a row.
And then I won the game. With the sword. Obviously.
The Sprite that's rarer than an asteroid
In the current chapter there are Sprites. Most of them are pretty easy to find. But I got one that is SO rare, you have a better chance of getting hit by an asteroid than getting it.
Think about that. An asteroid. From space. More likely than my Sprite.
If you see me in the lobby, show some respect.
Why I'm starting this blog
I make games too — you might have played Brave Banana or Brave Monkey. And a lot of stuff happens to me in Fortnite that people don't believe. So instead of telling every single person one at a time, I'm writing it all here.
This blog will have Fortnite stories, news about my games, and other important stuff I think of.
Questions people ask me
When did you start playing Fortnite?
Chapter 4 Season 2, on a Nintendo Switch. I've been playing ever since.
What is Blitz in Fortnite?
A super-fast mode: short matches, the storm pushes almost right away, and you can find rare mythic items early — including, if you're extremely lucky, the Infinity Blade.
How rare is the Infinity Blade in Blitz?
It's one of the rarest drops in the mode — the chance is like 1 in 10,000. I got it once, and I won the whole match with it.
Can you really play with the Switch upside down?
Yes. You hold the Joy-Cons and you commit. I got 40 kills that way. Is it a good idea? No. Did it work? Absolutely.